- Doctor Who fandom: A bunch of relatively normal people obsessed with a weird-as-all-fuck show.
- Sherlock fandom: A bunch of weird-as-all-fuck people obsessed with a relatively normal show.
In which: Joss Whedon fools you into thinking everything is cute and silly and funny
And then rips your heart out and laughs as you sob in a corner at the heartbreaking feels that the finale of this musical gives you ;_;
I thought he was going to get the girl oh my fucking god.
I was so traumatised by that ending I tripped over a dog bed and sort of died
…hang on, you were there!
Yes, yes I was. It was a traumatic experience for us all. I was internally screaming.
look at the bright side
at least it only cost him a penny to get in the evil league of evil
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
timeandrelative-impala-inspace:
Jean Valjean in the first 10 minutes of the movie: I only stole a loaf of bread
literally me for the rest of Les Miserables:
Fun fact! ^This line in Aladdin was a reference to Les Miserables. They had it because the girl who did the voice for Jasmine’s singing, Lea Salonga, played Eponine. broadway and is one of the most famous Eponines ever. She also went on to play Fantine and was the singing voice of Mulan
Just sitting there in the goodwill….
Nope
I want this book because of reasons.
- Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?
- Me: A dull knife.
- Dad: Why a dull knife?
- Me: You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious.
- Mom: We've raised a potential serial killer.
- Dad: I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.
